Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category

Jinn

2018/06/29

(Jesus and Mo) – Mo:

“Allah created the jinn before he created man. We can’t see them, but they live among us. They hang around toilets, and they eat bones and dung.” …

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Jesus and Mo: Jinn

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Traps

2018/05/15

(Jesus and Mo) – Jesus:

I‘m glad that relationship and sex education is compulsory in schools now.” …

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Jesus and Mo: Traps

NFL Elections

2018/05/01

(Raging Pencils) – Mike Stanfill:

If NFL teams chose players the way we choose presidents …

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Mike Stanfill: Raging Pencils 2018-04-27: NFL elections

A President Who Can Speak English

2018/04/26

(New Yorker::The Borowitz Report) – Andy Borowitz:

Americans who were watching television on Wednesday morning witnessed the startling spectacle of an English-speaking President, viewers have confirmed.

All of the major cable news networks interrupted their regularly scheduled programs to cover the phenomenon, as a man who was identified as “President” spoke in complete, grammatically correct English sentences with no visible sign of strain or discomfort. …

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French President Emmanuel Macron addresses US Congress, 2018-04-25

Witnesses Explain the Most Momentous Event in History

2018/04/18

(Patheos::ATP) – Jonathan MS Pearce:

Mary: Well, the other Mary and I (Matthew 28.1) were the first to go down to the cave where somebody said they’d put the body.

Salome: I was there too, don’t forget (Mark 16.1)

Mary: Were you? I don’t remember that.

Salome: Bloody was, I’m telling you. So were a bunch of others (Luke 24.10). …

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Empty tomb

Amazon Apologizes for Shipping Ten Thousand Copies of Comey’s Book to White House

2018/04/14

(New Yorker::The Borowitz Report) – Andy Borowitz:

The White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, called any speculation that Trump had ordered Comey’s book “absurd,” adding, “The President does not order reading material.” …

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James Comey: A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care

2018/04/08

(New Yorker::The Borowitz Report) – Andy Borowitz:

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance. …

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Seeking Lead Attorney for Difficult Client

2018/03/31

(FTB) – Mano Singham:

Donald Trump is losing lawyers on his defense team either because they are leaving of their own accord or because he, for whatever reason, has forced them out. But he seems to be finding it hard to recruit top-level lawyers to replace them, with many prominent attorneys turning down his approaches. …

Who might have placed this ad that appeared on Craigslist? …

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Seeking lead attorney for difficult client

Frowned Upon

2018/03/30

(Jesus and Mo) – Jesus:

Abraham was quite a guy, wasn’t he?” …

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Jesus and Mo: Dodgy

The Donald Trump Bowling Ball Test

2018/03/21

(Raging Pencils) – Mike Stanfill:

Did you feel that?” …

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Mike Stanfill: Raging Pencils 2018-03-16: The Donald Trump Bowling Ball Test