Pence Really Thought He’d Be President by Now

(New Yorker::Borowitz Report) – Andy Borowitz:

When I agreed to run on the ticket with him, I said to myself, ‘Mike, after he’s been in the White House for a few weeks, he’ll be a total train wreck and you’ll be able to slide into the big-boy chair,’ ” Pence said. “I never in a million years thought he’d last a hundred days. My best guess was thirty.” …

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Mike Pence

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