Trump to Split Time Between Trump Tower and Kremlin

(New Yorker::Borowitz Report) – Andy Borowitz:

Donald Trump stirred controversy on Monday by revealing that he intends to spend only half his time as President at the Kremlin – and the remainder at Trump Tower in Manhattan.

His decision to limit his time at the Kremlin reportedly stemmed from his wife Melania’s desire not to uproot the Trump family by relocating full-time to Moscow. …

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